A New Replacement Theory

To replace the old stupid one that's getting people killed

The recent mass murder of ten people in a Buffalo supermarket by a White Supremacist has shed a needed spotlight on the Great Replacement Theory.

This ludicrous nonsense is proffered by White Supremacists who say that minorities and immigrants are systematically replacing White people. It was this malignancy racist philosophy that spurred the young bigot to commit this heinous crime.

Given the popularity of this theory in some corners, in contrast to the opposite and actually truthful Critical Race “Theory,” it’s about time that America embraces another replacement theory.

We won’t call it Critical Race Theory because that is already tainted due to its painful and obvious truths.

In fact, we won’t even worry about giving it a name.

Here some facts that led to the development of the new theory:

·        Racism is alive and well in America. If a punk kid drives 200-miles just to kill Black people while they were grocery shopping, know that anyone anywhere who says that racial prejudice is part of our past is fool, evil, or has a hidden agenda.

·        Fox News is the Voice of American Racism. It not only provides sustenance to half-baked, dim-witted prejudices, it employs some of the leading racist provocateurs. Employing the likes of Tucker Carlson is like employing Hitler as a news commentator, with both sharing the same amount of humanity.

·        The Former Presidency is a direct result of racism. No sensible person would have voted for a megalomaniacal no-wit who is neither handsome, charming, eloquent, or principled. While everyone who voted for him may not have voted for him because of his bigoted philosophies, his election and continued popularity are directly tied into him being a darling of swastika-and sheet-wearers.

·        The truth is truth whether or not you believe it. CRT’s central tenet is fact. Racism undergirds and underpins every aspect of American society. Our politics, legal and law enforcement systems, education, business, and financial systems are all tainted. Hypocrisy builds upon itself as those who decry cancel culture and cries of prejudice are the leading purveyors of White Supremacy, White Nativism, and White sociopolitical hysteria.

Given these facts, here are the goals of the new replacement theory:

·        Anyone anywhere who denies or downplays the existence of racism should be replaced. If you prefer, you may use the word cancelled.

·        Any television network and its minions who regularly stoke the fires of racism be replaced, or at least affix a warning label at the bottom of television screens that says “Warning: Racist Content.” That would at least make it more honest.

·        The Former President, his former White House and Cabinet underlings, and any politician who is endorsed by him, argues for voting fraud, and who is actively working to disenfranchise Black and minority voters should be replaced. It’s not enough that the Former President is no longer president. He and his ilk should be left without a platform or media access. That means not being quoted in news articles, not being hired to give their biased opinions on “legitimate” news programs, and not employed as “consultants” or “commentators” in any form or fashion.

That’s not the end of this new replacement theory.

But it’s a darn good start.